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British royal family news divulges that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry may have left the hallowed palace halls, but they have not been forgotten.

That’s because they (and their antics) are still discussed and referred to by a couple of pithy nicknames. What’s better than Hank and Skank? Or Druggy and Huggy? Let’s find out!

Author Craig Brown’s new book is ‘A Voyage Around the Queen’ and drops March 13. In it he writes about the terrible traitorous twosome, saying that Meghan and Harry’s real names aren’t mentioned much in elite royal circles.

David Albert Charles Armstrong-Jones, second Earl of Snowdon is quoted in the book: “The royal family is quite good at blanking out anything unpleasant or uncomfortable.”

Additionally commentator Gyles Brandreth told Brown that the royal family refer to the clown prince and diva duchess as “persons who live overseas.” Priceless.

Brandreth added: “Mention the Sussexes to other members of the royal family…and they simply smile briefly and say, ‘We wish them all the best’—and nothing else.”

Harry and Meghan Not Missed at the Palace
It wasn’t always this chilly between the real royals and the runaway royals. It’s reported in Express that Harry and Meghan’s security team referred to them “DS” which allegedly stands for Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

Here’s where it gets tricky, however. Apparently the unroyal couple used the names David Stevens and Davina Scott instead of their own. Likewise, Prince William and Princess Catherine also had code names.

They were called Daphne Clark and Danny Collins, based on their titles the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

Meghan’s New Shows Given the Brush Off
This month Meghan’s Netflix cookery show, With Love, Meghan, finally made its debut. The reception was ice cold, with real chefs condemning Meghan’s knife skills, her stringy hair mixing with the food, and her lack of originality.