Breaking News: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle See The Humor In Their Mess—Or Do They?….Read More

British royal family news reveals that once upon a time Prince Harry was a popular member of the Royal Family. But after he fled the castle, painted his family as ogres and worse, criticized the Commonwealth, and sued his home country government, he’s as palatable as an American Riviera Orchard dog biscuit.

To give you an idea of his far he’s fallen in terms of public desirability, in 2019 a Statista poll revealed that 71 percent of the British public liked him. In 2024 only 30 percent admit to tolerating him.

He built this coffin with logs taken from his spiteful Oprah interview in 2021, a Netflix reality show in 2022 and his stench-filled memoir Spare in 2023.

How does Harry fare in America, where he fled post-Megxit to set up his base of operations? Royal pundit Ingrid Seward told The Standard: “I give a lot of talks to Americans and they all dislike Harry and Meghan. They hate that they let the Queen down.”

In a similar vein, Kinsey Schofield, royal expert and host of the To Di For Daily podcast, told the outlet that a lot of Americans agree with Eric Trump who said the populace doesn’t give a fig about the failed prince.

According to her, these same people have finally realized that Harry and Meghan were given “too much credit over the years.” Sure, but all the public lost was face, what about Netflix’s Ted Sarandos and Spotify?

In the face of all the down votes, the Markles have a new “brand” in place, that is, conquer and divide.

These two have not been seen together for months, and when they slither, they slither to different events. The words “professional separation” are used to describe their status quo. Wherever they, and Harry’s kids, are.

But even Harry sees the humor in their failings. Of divorce rumors he blithely stated: “Apparently we’ve bought or moved house 10, 12 times. We’ve apparently divorced maybe 10, 12 times as well. So it’s just like, what?”

For now we’ll have to be content to wait and watch for Meghan’s American Riviera Orchard offerings, allegedly dog jam and baby bisquits, or something like that. Anyone buying what they’re selling?